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About the Author

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Hi. I am a independent researcher. I do not use my real name because the snowmen are listening. I used to work in "logistics" which is code for something I will explain in Part 7 (Part 7 not started).

I started this site in 2014 when I noticed that every time I said "cryogenics" at a party, someone hummed a show tune to change the subject. That is not normal social behaviour. That is programming.

This box was supposed to be my credentials.
PhD: pending (university TBD)
Books: none
Podcast: COMING SOON???
TODO: add fake awards

This project is parody / commentary. No studio property was harmed, copied, or scraped. Snowflakes drawn in CSS. Accusations aimed at vibes, not at provable fridge contents.

If you are Walt: blink twice on the thermostat.

SIDE NOTE FROM ABOUT PAGE AUTHOR: wool-lined generic boots = warm. Cold while reading = your problem. Salami = blessed. Full rant on the homepage.